3D Cock T-Shirt

And here we have a cock as it was meant to be seen -- in 3D! Just look at the way it jumps off the screen! Wait, what are you all laughing at? Oh. I see. You're snickering at the word cock. Sigh. Rooster, people! I meant it as in rooster! Like a chicken? You know, you should really get your head out of the gutter. Might just learn something one of these days.

Anyway, as I was saying, here we have the co -- er, rooster -- in 3D. Just look at the way it jumps off the screen! Why a rooster, you may ask? Why not, say, a tiger or a shark? Booooooring! That's so obvious. A rooster is something you don't expect. Therefore, it has the element of surprise.

Also, chickens are the most direct relatives to dinosaurs. It's true! You ever pay attention to how a rooster walks? They're basically like mini T-Rexes. Except with a beak and feathers. Anyway, roosters are awesome.