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You mean to say you've never seen a Jackalope?
So you think jackalope's aren't real? That they're just some myth of North American folklore, like Chupacabra, or Sasquatch, or fans of the band Creed? Well, think again! Jackalopes are real. How do we know? We saw one! We were on Route 66, about 40 miles outside Flagstaff when he jumped out of nowhere. He ran straight for us and tried to ram our car with his antlers!
Well, OK, he didn't exactly try to ram us. But he did approach us in a very threatening way. Well, not so much "approach" us as just sort of... posture at us. Or maybe he ran away as soon as he saw us. It all happened so quickly!
But he definitely had antlers, just like an antelope. No doubt on that!
Well, OK, not so much antlers as, like, horns. Pointy... hairy... horns. That he could hear out of.
Alright, fine, maybe it wasn't a jackalope. But we still say they're real.
Well, OK, he didn't exactly try to ram us. But he did approach us in a very threatening way. Well, not so much "approach" us as just sort of... posture at us. Or maybe he ran away as soon as he saw us. It all happened so quickly!
But he definitely had antlers, just like an antelope. No doubt on that!
Well, OK, not so much antlers as, like, horns. Pointy... hairy... horns. That he could hear out of.
Alright, fine, maybe it wasn't a jackalope. But we still say they're real.
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