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Wanna hear some stuff about natural history?
Yellowstone National Park is home to a large variety of mammals, birds, fish, reptiles and amphibians. As one of the largest temperate ecosystems on the planet, Yellowstone... Um... Sorry, forgot what I was going to say. Something about the largest concentration of mammals in North America, I think? Er... Grizzly bears are pretty common. Oh, I think the wolf was reintroduced here like 10 years ago.
Let's see... There are a lot of weasel species. Black bears are kind of like grizzly bears, except not as badass. Oh, bison! There's a shit-ton of bison. But not as many as there used to be. Bighorn sheep. I think that's an animal. Watch out for moose. What else, um... Human activities, fragile ecosystem, white tailed deer, blah blah blah.
Listen, I'm gonna level with you. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Whatever. It's nature & shit. Why do I have to go into a big, long spiel about non-native trout or whatever? Can't you just enjoy it? Damn, get off my case!
Let's see... There are a lot of weasel species. Black bears are kind of like grizzly bears, except not as badass. Oh, bison! There's a shit-ton of bison. But not as many as there used to be. Bighorn sheep. I think that's an animal. Watch out for moose. What else, um... Human activities, fragile ecosystem, white tailed deer, blah blah blah.
Listen, I'm gonna level with you. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Whatever. It's nature & shit. Why do I have to go into a big, long spiel about non-native trout or whatever? Can't you just enjoy it? Damn, get off my case!
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