Relentlessly Awesome T-Shirt
We don't know much about you, but we do know this: You are awesome. Relentlessly, unyieldingly, intractably awesome. And you deserve a t-shirt that alerts people of this fact. That's why we created this t-shirt just for you.
From day one, you've been unmistakably clear about your position on being awesome: You're in favor of it. Doggedly, ferociously in favor of it. And you haven't wavered one bit from that stance. Nor have you undulated, staggered, dithered, seesawed, or been in any way irresolute as to your position.
You may notice that we consulted a thesaurus in writing this note to you. We admit, we're just trying to sound smart to impress you. Because you're so freaking awesome.
Please like us.
From day one, you've been unmistakably clear about your position on being awesome: You're in favor of it. Doggedly, ferociously in favor of it. And you haven't wavered one bit from that stance. Nor have you undulated, staggered, dithered, seesawed, or been in any way irresolute as to your position.
You may notice that we consulted a thesaurus in writing this note to you. We admit, we're just trying to sound smart to impress you. Because you're so freaking awesome.
Please like us.
