Shark Salad
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Shark Salad


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What's a shark's guilty pleasure?

Don't get me wrong. I love being the subject of primal human nightmares. I love the taste of seal blood in the morning. And I love being a remorseless killing machine. But to tell the truth, sometimes all I want is a fresh salad.

I know that may be surprising. Mr. great white shark -- the guy who's known to take chunks of surfers -- craving a salad? But sometimes you gotta mix it up. Imagine how crazy you'd go if you just ate tuna fish every day. Or sea turtle. Or fur seal. Fuck, I am so tired of fur seals.

I'm telling you, I would give up a fresh whale carcass right now for some arugula tossed with cherry tomatoes and shaved Parmesan. Ahhhhh, salaaaaaad!

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