Shark Salad
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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What's a shark's guilty pleasure? Don't get me wrong. I love being the subject of primal human nightmares. I love the taste of seal blood in the morning. And I love being a remorseless killing machine. But to tell the truth, sometimes all I want is a fresh salad.
I know that may be surprising. Mr. great white shark -- the guy who's known to take chunks of surfers -- craving a salad? But sometimes you gotta mix it up. Imagine how crazy you'd go if you just ate tuna fish every day. Or sea turtle. Or fur seal. Fuck, I am so tired of fur seals.
I'm telling you, I would give up a fresh whale carcass right now for some arugula tossed with cherry tomatoes and shaved Parmesan. Ahhhhh, salaaaaaad!
I know that may be surprising. Mr. great white shark -- the guy who's known to take chunks of surfers -- craving a salad? But sometimes you gotta mix it up. Imagine how crazy you'd go if you just ate tuna fish every day. Or sea turtle. Or fur seal. Fuck, I am so tired of fur seals.
I'm telling you, I would give up a fresh whale carcass right now for some arugula tossed with cherry tomatoes and shaved Parmesan. Ahhhhh, salaaaaaad!
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Shark Salad
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt