That's a Terrible Idea T-Shirt
Wow. That's a terrible idea you just had. I'm not even going to humor you -- that was epically bad. I'm actually kind of impressed. I couldn't think of a worse idea if you gave me the week off.
Seriously, though, that was like the Citizen Kane of bad ideas. It would have swept the "Palme D'or for Worst Idea" prize at the Terrible Ideas Festival. Hell, they might have even given you a lifetime achievement award just for that one idea. If there were a show called The Big Terrible Idea with Donny Deutsch, you would be featured on every episode.
That idea was so bad that I've already forgotten what it was. Something about a spork attachment for your iPhone? Or no, it was the live action movie about the Battleship board game! Wait, no, I think that's actually happening. Damn, what was it again?
Seriously, though, that was like the Citizen Kane of bad ideas. It would have swept the "Palme D'or for Worst Idea" prize at the Terrible Ideas Festival. Hell, they might have even given you a lifetime achievement award just for that one idea. If there were a show called The Big Terrible Idea with Donny Deutsch, you would be featured on every episode.
That idea was so bad that I've already forgotten what it was. Something about a spork attachment for your iPhone? Or no, it was the live action movie about the Battleship board game! Wait, no, I think that's actually happening. Damn, what was it again?
